Kate Middleton, Beyoncé, and the Playdate of My Dreams

The Playdate of My Dreams

And now in completely crazy things that may or may not be true (but that I am maybe totally obsessed with), there’s a rumor going around that when Kate Middleton and Beyoncé met at the Brooklyn Nets game earlier this month, they set up a play date for Prince George and Blue Ivy Carter. I like to think the conversation went a little like this:

Beyoncé: Hey! Enjoying the game?

Kate Middleton: Totally, but this is eating into my time shopping for cute new maternity looks at Rosie Pope Maternity.

Beyoncé: I know, girl. Gotta look good for two.

Kate Middleton: True fact? When I’m not cutting ribbons and doing the princess wave, I’m in yoga pants, comfy tees, and have my hair up in a bun. All day. Everyday. The Queen hates it.

Beyoncé: Pretty hurts.

Kate Middleton: No freaking joke. Photographers waiting outside the hospital to see me and write about my post-baby body right after I’d given birth? Like, what?!

Beyoncé: I know. I mean, there were people scrutinizing my body and insisting I was never pregnant with Blue in the first place. And more recently, they’ve been judging the way I style Blue’s hair—trying to criticize on any level. I just look at those people and think, wow. They must be so insecure in themselves to have to try to knock me down when I’m just trying to enjoy being a mom. I’m just like, “Bye, Felicia.” You can’t even waste time thinking about those people. Gotta have confidence to be Queen. Or, you know, just to be a mom.

Kate Middleton: Damn straight.

Beyoncé: Every mom, rich or poor, working or stay at home, single or married, has her own battles to overcome—I just wish we could all support each other more and judge a whole hell of a lot less. Less competition, more collaboration.

Kate Middleton: You are breaking my brain in the best way possible. Want to start a Monarch Mommy group? We can have play dates. Who knows if the kids will like each other, but, um, we must be friends.

Beyoncé: Game. On.